Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Why God Made Moms...

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2... They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3. They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name. 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 2. Mom.. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. 3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time. 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. 2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me. 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Happy Easter!

The Easter Bunny was here!!!!
I am so excited about my new ball popper!!! How did the bunny know this is my favorite toy!?!

The bunny hid some eggs for me. I am pretty good at finding them!

Curious George was a big help, as was the nuk in my mouth!

A whole basket-full of eggs!

I got to feed the goat at Paul and Kim's house. It was hard for me to share the chips, because I wanted to eat them myself!
Good thing the Easter Bunny brought me these cool shades!

Cousin Matt was able to hold me for a little bit....because he was feeding me candy!

Wes and I.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

I had so much fun coloring Easter eggs!
It was even more fun to paint them

I did a pretty good job!

My hands and teeth were covered in pink color!

Oh, well, then they match my pink toenails! Thanks Kaylie!!!

Bike Ride

Mommy and Daddy took me for a bike ride yesterday. At first I wasn't so sure, but then I actually kind of liked it! It will be even better when it warms up a little bit!

Wes is such a big boy!

He had such a cute rubber-ducky bathtub cake!

Happy 1st Birthday, Wesley!!

I loved Wes's singing, dancing Easter Bunny!

Wes loved his birthday cake!
And he was nice enough to share with me!

We had to take tubby's, then we played in his crib.

And in his new frog pool. Too bad there wasn't any water in it!

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